so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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