Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
this hospital has no fireball
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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