But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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