I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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