He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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