You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
