allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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