I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so let's talk penis.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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