So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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