Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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