I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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