Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
