Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She bit a glass in half.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
