I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We need to rekindle our bromance
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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