if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he puts the penis in happiness.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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