were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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