i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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