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Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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