if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I can text with my tongue
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Randomize
