We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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