im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
wow bdsm is so cute
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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