We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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