So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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