No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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