brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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