I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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