he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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