awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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