think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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