Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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