I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
