i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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