she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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