That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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