just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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