so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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