No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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