the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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