I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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