im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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