Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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