So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There r osticjed everywhere
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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