God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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