can we get nightvision for the apartment?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
