David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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