let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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