The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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