And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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