yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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