Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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